Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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