dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
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my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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