sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
