I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
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