Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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