I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
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