She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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