Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
she peed on how many people?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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