i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
not ubering you a puppy
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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