she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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