Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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