We're like a lot better than the average bears
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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