Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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