He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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