Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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