he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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