It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
