I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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