you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
