When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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