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(303): View more from Colorado

am i morally bankrupt?

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no. its just the recession

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(913): View more from Kansas

You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.

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(785): View more from Kansas

I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..

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(507): View more from Minnesota

I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.

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We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.

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(315): View more from New York

why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!

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(561): View more from Florida

He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.

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