the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
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