i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
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in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
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This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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