this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
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