So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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