We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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