it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
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so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
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You dont lie about slip and slides
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
that is very illegal...i love you.
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