Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
We left an ass print on the piano.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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