oh god the rape fog is back!
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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