hotel room ftw
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
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my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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