she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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