She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
We're too hungover to prance.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
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