just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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