Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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