your thong is hanging out like whoa
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
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Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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