I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
ttyl tear gas
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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