I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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