Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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