this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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