I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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