sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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