we made out on top of his cat.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
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Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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