i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
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Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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