The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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