I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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