I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
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So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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