well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
It's just like the Real World with babies
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
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So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
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I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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