Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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