Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
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New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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