My pussy is not your playground.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
