shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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