Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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