My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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