I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
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