I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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