awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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