he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
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