well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Found the puke drawer
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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